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(registered members only) Psalm 42, 43
(Sermon Starters/Week Of June 14, 2010)
... a patent - his first - and headed for Washington. Eagerly he demonstrated his machine to the Chairman of Congressional Committees. This gentleman, while complimenting Edison on his ingenuity, promptly ...
- Duty Is Pearl Enough
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... the same prestigious award: a reflective automobile license stamped with four distinctive words, Congressional Medal of Honor, and the number of their plate. The oldest recipient, ninety-six-year-old ...
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Current News Quotations, 3nd Week in June(Sermons/Current News Illustrations)
... and avoid talking by the language of guns. Ismail Haniyeh Some Lawmakers Wary Of Fight Over FBI Raid For congressional leaders to make these self-serving arguments in the midst of serious scandals ...
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Current News Quotations, First Week In December(Sermons/Current News Illustrations)
... took out an adjustable mortgage. Stanley Collender (former congressional budget analyst) Veto Power of President Gives Upper hand in Budget War The same upper hand the president has had in previous ...
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Current News Quotations, Third Week In December(Sermons/Current News Illustrations)
... Care and Congress If they're against it then I'd go to their congressional districts as president and make sure their voters know they were voting for their health care and against the voter's ...
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Current News Quotations, First Week In March(Sermons/Current News Illustrations)
... kind of annoying. Jonny Lee Miller, TV Star, joking on Greg Berlanti's success Kucinich Faces Tough Congressional Fight I remember when he was young and baby-faced and full of salt and vinegar. ...
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Current News Illustrations, Third Week In May - 2009(Sermons/Current News Illustrations)
... as an honorary veteran of the U.S. Armed Forces. Bob Hopes honors also include the Congressional Gold Medal and the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The Postal Service is carrying on Bob Hopes ...
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Current News Quotations, 2nd Week in June(Sermons/Current News Illustrations)
... poised to visit Poland We must be strong in the faith. -- Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz Some lawmakers wary of fight over FBI raid For congressional leaders to make these self-serving arguments ...
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Current News Humor, 1st Week In August(Sermons/Current News Humor)
... a phone conversation between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Expense This week a nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office estimated that even under the best scenarios American taxpayers will ...
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Current News Humor, First Week In February(Sermons/Current News Humor)
... is just like other children.. .very good agitators. Anger Roger Clemens spoke under oath for about five hours to congressional lawyers this week. After emerging from the offices of the House Oversight ...
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Current News Humor, Second Week In February(Sermons/Current News Humor)
... what happened. Apparently, the driver was trying some Hot Dog moves. Uneducated According to a survey, two-thirds of Americans interviewed could not name their Congressional representatives. But ...
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Current News Humor, Third Week In February(Sermons/Current News Humor)
Lying In New Hampshire this week, a businessman was convicted of faking his disappearance from a car crash two years ago to help draw attention to his long-shot congressional campaign. Gary Dodds was ...
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Current News Humor, Second Week In July - 2008(Sermons/Current News Humor)
... if conditions do not improve in the second half of 2009. I think the Chryslers' CEO better get in contact with Lee Iacocca and start becoming good friends with the US Congressional Finance Committee. ...
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Current News Humor, Fourth Week In February - 2010(Sermons/Current News Humor)
Toyota’s Doubts Toyota’s top US executive came under intense questioning this week at Congressional Hearings in Washington. James Lentz angered members of the House Committee on Energy and Commerce ...
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Vote-Recording Machine(Anecdotes/Want)
... Eagerly he demonstrated his machine to the Chairman of Congressional Committees. This gentleman, while complimenting Edison on his ingenuity, promptly turned it down. "Filibustering and delay in ...
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Current News Humor: 1st Week In Nov.(Sermons/Current News Humor)
... Camel" ad campaign. ELECTIONS: The next week's midterm elections will be the most costly congressional race in US history. And I bet the oil companies are footing the bill. This election ...
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