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   Palm 139:1-6, 13-18

   (Sermon Starters/Week Of August 30, 2010)

   ... The materials in those cabinets were given in exact proportion as combined in an ordinary man. After looking at the assortment for some time in silence, one of the young men said: "And that is what I am ...

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   Jeremiah 2:4-13

   (Sermon Starters/Week Of August 23, 2010)

   ... a Facebook friend in the Yellow Pages. Anecdote "A philosopher," said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black cat that isn't there." "That's right," the philosopher ...

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   Life's Perspectives Change

   (Sermon Fillers/God's Word)

   ... and an unloving God, I now know in my heart a loving God. I no longer feel that God is looking over my shoulder but I feel His hands on my shoulder, guiding me as I seek His will for my life and share ...

4. Jeremiah 2:4-13

   (Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of August 23, 2010)

   ... I will bring charges against your children's children.  Well, looking at things today, our ancestors must have messed-up. If true, our children's children are in big trouble. Verse 10:  Go west and look ...

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   Psalm 81:1, 10-16

   (Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of August 23, 2010)

   ... Questions: What good things do you like eating? What is this verse saying? Punchlines: By looking around, I think we can all agree that...this verse can't be argued with. I think you are misinterpreting ...

6. Thousands of Ways to do This

   (Sermon Fillers/Worship)

   ... everyone of how awesome God is! All of these things you offer to him are acts of worship! But specifically we are going to spend the rest of our time looking at 3 ways we can live out the first purpose ...

7. Address with Bumper Sticker Thelogy

   (Sermon Fillers/Doubt)

   ... doubts they’re struggling with. Honest doubters are looking for answers, so when they’re confronted with that “take or leave it” mentality from xians, then they’re normally turned off to the church and ...

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   He's Looking for Prey

   (Sermon Fillers/Devil)

   The devil goes to church because he’s looking for prey.   Notice how the plural pronouns indicate just how closely the demon was identified with the man through whom he was speaking. "What do you ...

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   Psalm 71:1-6

   (RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 16, 2010)

   ...  Plugins: Children in a Sunday school class were taught that Jesus was returning soon.  The children got into the habit of smearing up the windows while looking for Jesus' return. Punchline: The Sunday ...

10. Who's He?

    (Anecdotes/Fame)

    A very distinguished-looking gentleman, flying in first class on a big jet airliner, was leafing through the pages of the latest volume of "Who's Who." The stranger sitting next to him noticed the title ...

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    Brings Great Joy

    (Sermon Fillers/Coming of Christ)

    During these weeks of Advent, we have been looking at the gifts that God gives to us as believers. These are gifts that we truly need, gifts that we cannot buy in a store. We have talked about the ...

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    Christ can Come at Anytime

    (Sermon Fillers/Coming of Christ)

    ... is not new. Jesus’ followers have been looking for His return right from the beginning. The disciples and the early church believed that they were living in the last days and that Christ could come at ...

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    Psalm 50:1-8, 22-23

    (Sermon Starters/Week Of August 2, 2010)

    Psalm 50:1-8, 22-23 Theme Honor God. One-Liners A great way to honor God is to attend church.  And looking at our pews, most people must honor God in other ways. People don't honor God today.  ...

14. Psalm 50:1-8, 22-23

    (RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 2, 2010)

    Psalm 50:1-8, 22-23 Anecdote “What am I supposed to do?” a young man looking to get married asked his friend.  “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like.” “Oh, that's easy,” ...

15. Isaiah 1:1, 10-20

    (Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of August 2, 2010)

    ... in grocery stores? Punchlines: This verse says that if we obey God, we will have plenty to eat and looking around at people attending our service today, we all must be obeying God. My son likes shopping ...

16. Luke 12:13-21

    (Sermon Starters/Week Of July 26, 2010)

    ... the surrounding area. Pointing to the oil wells punctuating the landscape, he boasted, "Twenty-five years ago I had nothing. Now, as far as you can see, it's all mine." Looking in the opposite direction ...

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    Luke 12:13-21

    (RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of July 26, 2010)

    Read Verse Anecdote A bishop was being entertained by a wealthy landowner in Iowa.  He had preached in his host's church on God's ownership.  Looking over his broad acres and remembering the morning ...

18. Psalm 85

    (Sermon Starters/Week Of July 19, 2010)

    ... the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They ...

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    Colossians 1:15-28

    (RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of July 12, 2010)

    Read Verse Anecdote Mary goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.  One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.  The next ...

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    Psalm 82

    (Sermon Starters/Week Of July 5, 2010)

    ... other twenty-three. Anecdote While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a police officer was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at the uniform, ...