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(registered members only) Philemon 1:1-21
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 30, 2010)
... A man was driving down the road in his old pickup when he noticed a stretch limo on the side of the road with the hood up. He stopped to ask the driver if he could use some help. The driver said, "Yes. ...
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Something We Proclaim(Sermon Fillers/Kindness)
... change our behaviors to reflect Christ’s treatment of us in how we treat others, on the road, in our work, school, and family. As society gets more complicated and crowded, kindness will gradually disappear, ...
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Leads to Complete Obedience(Sermon Fillers/Repentance)
... God. It should be our model - one that we should turn to at all times as our lifetime roadmap. It is only the greatness of God's compassion that allows us the confidence and boldness to approach Him for ...
- Cannot Earn God's Favor
(Sermon Fillers/Obedience)
The Old Testament Law is relevant to us today. Broadly, as a whole it gives us an appreciation for God's history of redemption, and specifically, the moral law applies to us today as Christians. Most ...
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Christ Has Given Us(Sermon Fillers/Contentment)
... he sent his agent abroad to find. After months of searching, the agent reported that he had finally found the treasure. To the surprise of Hearst, the priceless masterpiece was stored in none other than ...
- Empowered by the Spirit
(Sermon Fillers/Gospel)
Suffering, glory, and mission are inseparably tied together as the Gospel key to the entire Bible. This is what Christ taught us in Luke 24 on the Road to Emmaus. Jesus is showing them the point of ...
- Through the Eyes of God
(Sermon Fillers/God's Glory)
... is changed when we see Christ in our midst and when we view the world around us through the love of Christ, through the eyes of God. Broadmoor United Methodist Church ...
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Luke 12:13-21(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of July 26, 2010)
Read Verse Anecdote A bishop was being entertained by a wealthy landowner in Iowa. He had preached in his host's church on God's ownership. Looking over his broad acres and remembering the morning ...
- God is Still at Work
(Sermon Fillers/Repentance)
... we do not see Him. God may use your character to speak to them down the road; no relationship or attempt at reconciliation is ever wasted in His Kingdom. Pastor Martin Dales ...
- Fight Our Shame and Disbelief
(Sermon Fillers/Joy)
... it’s true that behind every sin is a lie, we are able to find a road out of the rut of despair and the feeling that our emotions and actions are inevitable. Nehemiah is helping us to see the path of hope ...
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Head-On(Illustrations/Christ)
When I was five years old, before factory-installed seat belts and automobile air bags, my family was driving home at night on a two-lane country road. I was sitting on my mother's lap when another ...
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Luke 10:25-37(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of July 5, 2010)
Read Verse Anecdote A farmer was coming out of his field along the back roads of a remote area. Just as he pulled out on the road, a city slicker came speeding over the hilltop and hit his rig. ...
- God in His Grace Recues Men
(Sermon Fillers/Salvation)
Salvation or saved (soteria) denotes deliverance, preservation, salvation and is used of material deliverance from danger, and spiritual and eternal deliverance of the soul. In a broad sense it includes ...
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Jesus Christ(Illustrations/Fourth Of July Illustrations)
Who can forget the emotional cry, “Give me liberty or give me death!” Patrick Henry broadcast this call to arms on March 23, 1775, when he asked the Virginia Convention: “Is life so dear or peace ...
- Psalm 16
(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of June 21, 2010)
... safely unlike the Orioles (other baseball team.) On the road of life, God has to be the airbag. You can't see it, but it will save you during accidents. Verse 3: The godly people in the land are my ...
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Psalm 42, 43(Sermon Starters/Week Of June 14, 2010)
... I Meant It. - God 8. I Love You ... I Love You ... I Love You ... - God 9. Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God 10. Follow Me. - God 11. Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding. - God ...
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1 Kings 19:1-4, 5-7, 8-15(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of June 14, 2010)
... Suddenly, he rose and walked into the office marked “Private.” A few minutes later, he came out wearing a broad grin – he had been hired. A man in the waiting room protested. “Look here,” he said. “We ...
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Psalm 146(Sermon Starters/Week of May 31, 2010)
... forward to the birthday party of a friend who lived only a few blocks away. When the day finally arrived, a blizzard made the sidewalks and roads nearly impassable. The lad's father, sensing the danger, ...
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Increased Zeal and Diligence in Trying to do Good to Souls(Sermon Fillers/Spiritual Growth)
... at home and abroad, efforts of every kind to spread the gospel, attempts of any sort to increase religious light and diminish religious darkness—all these things will every year have a greater place in ...
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Denying God Also(Sermon Fillers/Theology)
... road to hell. We as a church, or as a single practicing Christian, will be unable to think wisely about our culture, who we are in Christ, or who He is and what He did. Instead, we will take in what feels ...
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