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1. Groundhog

   (One Liners/Prediction)

   The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. Bill Vaughan  ...

2. Love The Poor

   (One Liners/Taxes)

     The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan  ...

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   New Year One-Liners

   (One Liners/New Year One-Liners)

   Here are some one-liners about the New Year: Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.  Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan An optimist stays up until midnight ...

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   New Year Humor

   (Anecdotes/New Year Humor)

   ... up until midnight to see the new year in; a pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan  ANECDOTES: As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the ...