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(registered members only) The Ministry of Hospitality
(Sermon Fillers/Ambassadors)
One of the most important calls that Christ gives His church is to be welcoming to people. We are His ambassadors, so, Jesus uses us to be His welcoming arms to draw people from the outside into ...
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Ephesians 6:10-20(Illustration Starters/Week of August 23rd)
... does using Gods armor help you in your daily life? Does it help you stand firm in your beliefs? How? How does this armor help you preach the Good News? Are you an ambassador to God? When was ...
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Ephesians 6:10-20(Funny Sermon Starters/Week of August 23rd)
... this message as Gods ambassador. Questions: What are some of the mental chains you deal with? Who is your all-time ambassador, president or secretary of state? Why? Punchlines: With todays ...
- Thomas Jefferson
(Illustrations/Humble)
Congress voted the Marquis de Lafayette land and $200,000 for his service in the Revolution. They voted nothing for Thomas Jefferson after his retirement from public office, despite his service as ambassador ...
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Rose Kennedy(Illustrations/Despair)
... congressman; wife of Joseph Kennedy, a United States ambassador; mother of a president and two U.S. senators. She had every right to be proud. Her monetary fortune, social connections, and political instincts ...
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Reasons To Leave Work(Anecdotes/Work)
... to telecommute. 5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House. 6. It's a long drive home to Texas. 7. One-day sale at Macy's. 8. My brain is melting! 9. I think they found me out... ...
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Mint Jelly(Anecdotes/Christmas Anecdotes)
Several years ago, a Washington TV reporter who was working on an assignment on "the Spirit of Christmas," telephoned the British Embassy and asked to speak to the British ambassador. "Ambassador," ...
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Current News Quotations, 3rd Week In September(Sermons/Current News Illustrations)
... Madonna Spreads Word on Judaism You don't know how popular the Book of Splendor is among Hollywood actors. Everyone I meet talks to me only about that. I am an ambassador for Judaism. ...
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Current News Humor, Second Week In July - 2009(Sermons/Current News Humor)
... Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney is making his first official trip as U.S. Ambassador to Ireland, after being sworn in by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And if you follow football, you ...
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Mexico City Speech(Anecdotes/Pride)
... everyone else and longer than anyone else until our ambassador leaned over and said, 'I wouldn't do that if I were you. He's interpreting your speech.'" ...
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03-08-2007(Sermons/Newsletters)
... So we are Christ’s ambassadors; God is making his appeal through us. We speak for Christ when we plead, “Come back to God!” 21 For God made Christ, who never sinned, ...
- Ambassadors
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Lectionary Passages
Lectionary Passages for September 12, 2010
[Year C]
Fifteenth Sunday after Pentecost
Jeremiah 4:11-12, 22-28
Psalm 14
Luke 15:1-10
1 Timothy 1:12-17
Copyright 1992 by the Consultation on Common Texts (CCT). Nashville: Abingdon Press.


