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(registered members only) You can Survive
(Sermon Fillers/Believe)
... There are some facts that are not a matter of life or death. If you do not know the names of the Presidents you can survive. If you cannot explain the chemical make up of water you can survive. If you ...
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Colossians 2:6-15, 16-19(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of July 19, 2010)
... is the head over every ruler and authority. Questions: Who was your best boss? Why was he such a good boss? Punchlines: I tend to approve of any US president that has been out of office for two years. ...
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A Small Note(Anecdotes/Egotism)
Bill Johnson, well known for his over-inflated ego, was constantly reminding his employees, family and friends of his many accomplishments in life. As President of a successful business, Bill was quick ...
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Luke 10:25-37(Sermon Starters/Week Of July 5, 2010)
... wants to change his mind, we still have 29 dinners available!" Illustration Years after the death of President Calvin Coolidge, this story came to light. In the early days of his presidency, Coolidge ...
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Colossians 1:1-14(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of July 5, 2010)
... they are promised six figures and promoted to vice-president within the first year. ...
- President Nixon
(Illustrations/Advice)
Former President Richard Nixon gave and took a lot of advice. In his presidential campaign against John F. Kennedy, however, he paid the price for not listening to the wise counsel of Dwight Eisenhower. ...
- Galatians 6:1-6, 7-16
(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of June 28, 2010)
... prayers but not right away: Punchlines: I would wake up one morning to see a GTO in my driveway. I would wake up and have Donald Trump as my landlord. And I would wake up one morning and be President. ...
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Determine Our Part and Correct It(Sermon Fillers/Sin)
... and behavior. Being responsible may not be the thing certain ex-presidents do, but it is what a Godly disciple of Christ does. This is the mark of a genuine leader and emotional maturity! Pastor ...
- Grow His Kingdom on Earth
(Sermon Fillers/Praise)
... President, and we will do whatever it takes to bring justice to this situation.” The enemy is no longer the person sitting across the aisle. The enemy is now terrorism. We could learn something from ...
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He Knew that He and His Men Needed to Repent(Sermon Fillers/Fasting)
George Washington, America’s prime revolutionary leader and first President, prayed and sometimes Fasted before each battle as a General, and before each important meeting while President. After he won ...
- Galatians 1:11-24
(Sermon Starters/Week of May 31, 2010)
... came back, "An arm and a leg." "Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?" Illustration Walter F. Burke, general manager of Project Mercury and Gemini, and vice-president of the McDonnell Aircraft ...
- Acts 2:1-21
(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of May 17, 2010)
... piped up: “President Obama?” Plugins: A teacher wanted to talk about the Holy Spirit and wanting to have the students guess the topic started describing about a powerful force, “Whom am I talking about?” ...
- Acts 16:16-34
(Sermon Starters/Week Of May 10, 2010)
... Illustration At the close of an important speech to Congress on January 6, 1941 President Franklin D. Roosevelt shared his vision of the kind of world he wanted to see after the war in Europe was ...
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Complete Trust(Sermon Fillers/Truth)
... itself to social differentiation, is not that for which Christ died. He did not, for example, die for doctors, farmers, authors, laborers, artists, engineers, professors, vagrants, presidents, musicians, ...
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Psalm 23(Sermon Starters/Week Of April 19, 2010)
... 1838, defeated for Elector in 1840, defeated for Congress in 1843, defeated for Congress in 1848, defeated for Senate in 1855, defeated for Vice-President in 1856, defeated for Senate in 1858, elected ...
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Acts 10:34-43(Sermon Starters/Week Of March 29, 2010)
... denominational college. They say he was ambidextrous and could simultaneously write Greek, with one hand and Latin with the other. In l880, he was elected president of the United States, but after only ...
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Abraham Lincoln(Illustrations/Quitting)
... life. He lost eight elections, twice failed in business and suffered a nervous breakdown. He could have quit many times - but he didn't and because he didn't quit, he became one of the greatest presidents ...
- Isaiah 43:16-21
(Sermon Starters/Week Of March 15, 2010)
... be very foolish, ambiguous, and costly. Back in 1817, Nathaniel Wilson created a presidential graveyard near Lancaster, Ohio. The will is perfectly legal and each president is comforted by the fact that ...
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Philippians 3:4-14(Sermon Starters/Week Of March 15, 2010)
... and for the spirit in which it was given." Illustration When Theodore Roosevelt was president, he went on a hunting safari to Africa. On his return to the United States, a missionary who was retiring ...
- Mother's Ears
(Illustrations/Parents)
... for his misfortune. A favorite with his fellow students, he might have been class president, but for that. He developed a gift, a talent for literature and music. "But you might mingle with other young ...
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Lectionary Passages
Lectionary Passages for September 5, 2010
[Year C]
Fourteenth Sunday after Pentecost
Jeremiah 18:1-11
Psalm 139:1-6, 13-18
Luke 14:25-33
Philemon 1:1-21
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