New The next generation in sermon building.
Try the new FunnySermons Builder today. Click here.

One-LinersIntuition

New One-Liners

Woman's Instinct

18 March 2010
Posted in One Liners

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

18 March 2010
Posted in One Liners

Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
Billy Wilder

18 March 2010
Posted in One Liners

For Email Marketing you can trust

Lectionary Passages for September 5, 2010
[Year C]
Fourteenth Sunday after Pentecost

Jeremiah 18:1-11
Psalm 139:1-6, 13-18
Luke 14:25-33
Philemon 1:1-21

Need personalized humor for an upcoming event?

Illustrations	Anecdotes	Quotations	One-Liners	New Sermon Fillers
Funny Sermons Starters		Plugins	Sermon Supporters