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Scare Off

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04 March 2010
Posted in St. Patrick's Day

St Patrick was able to scare off snakes.  The world would be different if he was around during the Garden of Eden.

 

 

 

Perfection

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11 February 2010
Posted in Tact

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Seeing Others

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11 February 2010
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Common Sense

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21 January 2010
Posted in Prejudice

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Groundhog

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21 January 2010
Posted in Prediction

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
Bill Vaughan

About Future

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21 January 2010
Posted in Prediction

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
Yogi Berra

Good Samaritans

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14 January 2010
Posted in Hell

Hell is paved with good Samaritans.

Originality

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14 January 2010
Posted in Sin

If we confess our sins to one another we’d all laugh at the lack of originality.

 

Breaking Them

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07 January 2010
Posted in Resolutions

A good resolution for most people would be to stop breaking them.

Duck Calls

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31 December 2009
Posted in Hanukkah

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