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Happiest Fathers

The happiest fathers on this day are the ones who own stock in after-shave companies.

10 June 2010
Posted in Repartee

10 June 2010
Posted in Repartee

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
Mark Twain

03 June 2010
Posted in Graduations

27 May 2010
Posted in Vacation

Father's Day is just like Mother's Day excluding the flowers.

10 June 2010
Posted in Repartee

03 June 2010
Posted in Graduations

Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.
Art Linkletter

03 June 2010
Posted in Graduations

27 May 2010
Posted in Vacation

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Lectionary Passages for August 1, 2010
[Year C]
Ninth Sunday after Pentecost

Hosea 11:1-11
Psalm 107:1-9, 43
Luke 12:13-21
Colossians 3:1-11

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