Mother's Day One-Liners

11 May 2007
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New Year One-Liners

21 December 2007
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Wedding One Liners

03 August 2006
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The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
-- Freud

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

By all means marry.  If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.  If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

Graduation One-Liners

27 April 2007
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Christmas One-Liners

07 December 2007
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