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08 April 2010
Posted in Taxes

01 April 2010
Posted in April Fool's Day

01 April 2010
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25 March 2010
Posted in Easter

There are always some church-goers whom the preacher doesn't remember from one Easter to the next.

18 March 2010
Posted in Intuition

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Stanley Baldwin

08 April 2010
Posted in Atheists

April is a busy month for atheists. They celebrate their lord's birth on April Fool's Day and they do their tithing on April 15th.

01 April 2010
Posted in April Fool's Day

25 March 2010
Posted in Easter

25 March 2010
Posted in Easter

If Jesus could be resurrected from the dead, you'd think I could get my teenager out of bed on Saturday.

18 March 2010
Posted in Intuition

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Lectionary Passages for August 1, 2010
[Year C]
Ninth Sunday after Pentecost

Hosea 11:1-11
Psalm 107:1-9, 43
Luke 12:13-21
Colossians 3:1-11

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