RCL Anecdotal Plugins
21 July 2010
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Week Of July 19, 2010
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Anecdote
A pastor's small son was told by his mother that he should wash his hands because there were germs living in all that dirt. He refused and complained, “Germs and Jesus! Germs and Jesus! That's all I ever hear around this house and I've never seen either one.”
Plugins:
Whenever a boy did something bad his mother would say 'Jesus is watching.' Finally after hearing it one last time the boy said...
Punchline:
Boy: How come Jesus isn't watching when I do something good?
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A family sat down to dinner and the father said a prayer. His son whispered to him...
Punchline:
Son: Dad, why don't you ever pray for mom to become a better cook?
