30 June 2010
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Week Of June 28, 2010
Galatians 6:1-6, 7-16
Anecdote
“My mother always told me God hears every prayer,” says comedian Mary Armstrong. “If I'd pray really hard for something and nothing happened, she would say, 'Sometimes God's answer is no.' But what if God just doesn't answer right away? You could be 42, your needs will have changed, and all of a sudden you look out at your front yard one morning and there's a Shetland pony!”
Plugins:
Just think what life would be like if God answered all of our prayers:
Punchlines:
I wouldn't be married to my wife since I wasn't her first choice.
I would be on an island right now instead of preaching to you.
I would be hosting a talk show and Oprah would be your minister.
Add-In: (Personalize.)
I would be (add-in) instead of (add-in.)
Plugins:
Just think if God answered our prayers but not right away:
Punchlines:
I would wake up one morning to see a GTO in my driveway.
I would wake up and have Donald Trump as my landlord.
And I would wake up one morning and be President.
Add-In: (Personalize.)
I would wake up one morning and (add-in.)
