26 May 2010
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Week Of May 24, 2010
Proverbs 8:1-4, 22-31
Anecdote
A minister promised to visit the kindergarten Sunday school class the following Sunday, so the teacher anxiously prepared. When the minister asked the children who created them, Jimmy was to say, “God made me.” The rest of the class was to sit quietly.
The big day came, and the minister paid his visit. He said, “Can anyone tell me who made us?”
Silence. He repeated the question. Still there was silence.
Finally, a little girl raised her hand and said, “The boy that God made is sick today.”
Plugin:
A minister visiting a Sunday kindergarten class wanted to test the students by asking them, “How many days did it take God to make the world?”
There was silence.
Punchline:
A little boy said that he knew, “God created the world in six days and then had to take a day off because it was the Sabbath.”
Plugin:
A minister visiting a Sunday kindergarten class wanted to test the students by asking them, “How did God create man and woman?”
Punchline:
A little girl said that she knew, “God created woman from a rib and man from dirt. And a rib is a lot better than any dirt.”
