Psalm 32

10 March 2010
Posted in Week Of March 8, 2010

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2 Corinthians 5:16-21

10 March 2010
Posted in Week Of March 8, 2010

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Anecdote
A bachelor moved into his first apartment and asked a neighbor how to make coffee.  She gave him step-by-step directions.  A few days later they passed in the hall and she asked how his coffee making was coming along.
He said, “Well, to be truthful, it went okay at first.  But lately it has been really terrible.  By the way, how often should I change the coffee?”


Plugins:
A girl asked a male friend how to drain the oil in her car.  He meets her a few days later and asks how the draining went.

Punchline:
Girl:  It went fine but how long will it take for the oil to build up so I can drain it again.


Plugins:
A house wife meets her husband in the living room while he is watching TV.  She states that she has to change the baby's diapers, children clothes and even the bath towels.  In anger, she asks her husband what he changes around the house?

Punchline:
Husband: The TV remote.