George Steinbrenner, the outspoken New York Yankees' owner died July 13 at the age of eighty. Here are some lines going around.
If there's baseball in heaven George Steinbrenner will be firing the managers.
Billy Martin has already been fired in heaven and is headed to hell.
It is George Steinbrenner's first week in heaven and he has already fired God and told Jesus to lose the beard.
On the latest Mel Gibson tape, he insults women and uses ethnic slurs and obscenities. I knew Mel was an actor and a director, but apparently he's also a rapper.
Pfizer has created a chewable version of Lipitor for children with high cholesterol. You can find it a CVS in the “What the Heck Is Happening to Us” aisle.
Roman Polanski was declared a free man this week after Switzerland rejected a US request to extradite him for a 1977 (sex) crime. Apparently, the Swiss legal system is designed to resemble their cheese.
This week, China gave a vote of confidence in the U.S. Dollar. Which is a good for them...since they own most of them.
Iconic '70 pop group The Village People are said to be dismayed about the name change by the Young Men's Christian Association from “YMCA” to simple the “Y.”
Finally I will be able to dance to that song.
The Vatican posted a financial loss for the third straight year in a row. In fact, to make ends meet, they've had to rob Peter to pay Paul.
