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A new study finds that spanking has long-term negative effects on kids.
And from my own personal study NOT spanking has long-term negative effects on kids.

Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke said, “The economy appears to be on track to continue to expand through this year and next.”
I think he then added, “and you can take that to the remaining banks.”

Al and Tipper Gore's daughter and husband who have been married for 13 years are also separating after 13 years.  
It appears marriage is no longer suppose to last a life-time and that in my opinion is an inconvenient truth.  

I think the BP executives are trying hard to clean up this oil mess.
In fact, I would even say that they're burning the midnight oil.

According to a survey of drinkers, the celebrity most would like to drive them home after they've had one-too-many would be Oprah.
If I was in this situation, I would feel save being driven home by all of you except for (name of a church member who was in a recent fender-bender.)

A new report found that 20 percent of people over 45 had to dip into their retirement savings last year.
I know what you're thinking, people still have savings.

Matador Christian Hernandez dropped his cape and ran for the wall rather than face an angry bull this week in Mexico City.
Now, I consider myself to be a brave person, but I would have run too.

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